A Word About Mean Comments
the following was an anonymous comment in response to my rock band post:
isn't that nice? doesn't that just warm your heart? doesn't it make you feel good to know that someone completely unknown to me would take the time to read my blog and offer words of wisdom... in such a way as to ensure to hurt my feelings and annoy other readers?
i suppose i could ignore it, but it's monday and i'm not in the mood. so i have this to say to you, mr. anonymous (and there is no way you're not male): write what you will. i can lose weight, but your dick won't get any bigger.
Everyone knows you ask the fat girls where the best place to eat is.
isn't that nice? doesn't that just warm your heart? doesn't it make you feel good to know that someone completely unknown to me would take the time to read my blog and offer words of wisdom... in such a way as to ensure to hurt my feelings and annoy other readers?
i suppose i could ignore it, but it's monday and i'm not in the mood. so i have this to say to you, mr. anonymous (and there is no way you're not male): write what you will. i can lose weight, but your dick won't get any bigger.
LMAO! Excellent comeback! You tell him!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! You tell that prick! You're awesome, Kristy! Keep it up! I added your blog spot to my favorite sites!
ReplyDeletenot only does mr. anonymous have a small dick, he sucks in bed and is ugly, to boot!
ReplyDeleteBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDelete*throws rotten tomatoes*
i don't know how i can continue to be surprised by the bitter meanness inside of people, but i am.
ReplyDelete"i can lose weight, but your dick won't get any bigger" ah, the high road. LOL.
ReplyDeletewant me to feed him his fucking heart?
okay, i know i'm not supposed to leave comments on my own blog (but i ignore that rule all the time anyway), and i also know that it's way, way classier to take the high road related to mean anonymous comments. but oh well. i'll be classy on a different day.
ReplyDeleteYay! I've got on my lists of favs after discovering your fireman post on CL. Anyways -- I adore your blog, and your comeback made me laugh outloud.
ReplyDeleteK rules!!
ReplyDeleteIdiotic anonymous posters can go eat shit and die.
Love you, beautiful!
Wow - that's unbelievably mean.
ReplyDeleteLike your blog - too lazy to post further down but my friend and I both frequently experience the "let's just get ONE drink...CUT TO: drunken Denny's binge at 3:00 a.m" phenomenon.
Who said you can't leave comments on your own blog? There are no rules for blogging. Anarchy in the USA.
ReplyDeleteAlso the Craigslist post was hilarious. I appreciated the illustrations, since I never go to the gym and have no clue what those instruments of torture look like.
Classy is overrated. Two thumbs up!
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure that "I can lose weight, but your dick won't get any bigger" needs to be on a Tshirt, stat.
ReplyDelete-random girl from CL
I think I'm in love! Followed you from CL. Too bad you're straight! Oh well...
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure that "I can lose weight, but your dick won't get any bigger" needs to be on a Tshirt, stat.
ReplyDeleteomg, ALL of this is fkg HYSTERICAL!! And I'll be the first on my block to GET the damn t-shirt!
you rock :)
screw those dickless-wonders
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