having never quite gone through a break-up like this, i feel a bit out of my league.
and so i have been wondering how normal people handle normal break-ups, and decided to google it.
i was very surprised to discover that many sources found it necessary to remind people to bathe. is bathing really something that becomes optional? at what point? do people really become too depressed to shower?
do these people work?
coworkerA: *sniff, sniff* what's that smell?
coworkerB: oh, that's kristy.
coworkerA: kristy? geez, that's an awfully foul smell for a person. are you sure?
coworkerB: yes, i hear she is going through a breakup.
coworkerA: ohhhh...but didn't she read the internet?
coworkerB: apparently not.
coworkerA: someone should tell HR.