they are trying to drive me to their site. that's fine.
they are trying to lure me in with Mother's Day specials. that would be fine.
if the store weren't called KEG WORKS.
seriously kids, wtf? "get mom that beer she's always wanted!"
if it had been tongue-in-cheek, i could've let it go. i mean, i get that -- from a marketing perspective -- any opportunity to drive web traffic should be exploited. but if you sell BEER and BEER ACCESSORIES, maybe you might want to let mother's day go?
apparently not. apparently i do not know anything.
apparently mother's day is a perfect opportunity to sell a CORONA GIFT SET, proudly featuring:
- Corona Tin Sign (12" diameter)
anything bigger would be tacky, obviously
- Corona Cast Iron Wall Mount Bottle Opener
wouldn't want mom to break a nail popping open her brewskis
- Corona Lime Slicer
that's for beer with a twist, kids
- (2) Corona Zip up Beer Coolers
so mom can enjoy her beer with a friend