Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Oh No She Di-in't

oh yes, yes she did.

what exactly did she do, you ask?

on sunday night she had the following for dinner:
  1. one chocolate-chip cookie (large)
  2. one glazed donut
  3. 7/8 bottle of white wine
i have not referenced the South Beach Diet book to see if this "meal" is considered "appropriate," but i'm pretty sure i don't need to.

5 comments:

  1. Um...It's Tuesday. I took you a day to fess up to this?? Hahahahaha. I love it!!

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  2. Totally, completely necessary. You need the glaze for it's healing powers, the wine for its ... antioxidants ... and the cookie to balance your enzymes. Really!

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  3. hey, you got a comment from Crazy Aunt Purl!! Bueno! That's totally worth the wagon-falling!!

    Speaking of which, I just had a Twix and it didn't make me feel better. It actually made my teeth a bit hurty.

    Moral of the story: BOYCOTT TWIX!

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  4. risey, i love you and you are lovely and gorgeous and sweet, but i will NEVER boycott twix ever. ever.

    :)

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  5. I can Trump that! I call it Peanut Fatter and Belly.

    Step 1) Open jar of peanut butter. Creamy is best...decreased chokability factor when inhaling.

    Step 2) Open squeeze bottle of grape jelly.

    Step 3) Fill previously eaten PB spoon holes with jelly.

    Step 4) Eat 'til you see no more purple sticky stuff decorating your perfect peanut butter.

    Step 5) Tum-ta-tum-tum-TUUUUUUUUUUMMMMS!!!!!!

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