no, not mine.
this is monster.
he is half of the pair of sweet, loving gray things i get to come home to, and i should be grateful for that. i should also remind myself that i am lucky to be a cat owner, because cats are adorable and sweet and a joy to have in the home.
[uh, nice rug, isn't it? and very expensive. too bad i had to throw it out because of all the secret cat peeing that took place atop it. fucking cats. i swear.]