i seem to be having more success knitting than with weight loss or boys, so maybe i'll focus on that for a bit.
here is PinkJaime (so named because she wears a lot of pink and even when she isn't, she is cheery in a pink way), who agreed to model my second scarf and first hat.
the scarf turned out pretty well. it's long and thin and fun and frilly. (obviously.)
the hat is a different story.
yes, it's cute. it's also a gift for my friend, Snarky. above, we see PinkJaime wearing the seam in the front. but the seam is uneven because "seaming" involves "sewing" and no one told me there'd be sewing, either.
additionally, you might notice the Reservoir Tip conveniently poking out from the top of the hat.
i'm sorry, Snarky, but i seem (seam?) to have made you a Condom Hat. happy 30th.
(yes, definitely a condom...)
at least the yarn was way cool. Rowan Plaid: