Me, Thin
so here it is. what i look like in my smallest version of myself.
for reference, that skirt is a size 5. i remember it like it were yesterday. (except if it WERE yesterday i wouldn't be waxing reminiscent about it on a blog, i'd be outside prancing around in a size 5 skirt.)
10 years ago:
and before any of you even THINK about lying to me ("you look pretty much the same"), i will have you know i've shown that picture to at least 4 different people who've asked, "who's that?"
for reference, that skirt is a size 5. i remember it like it were yesterday. (except if it WERE yesterday i wouldn't be waxing reminiscent about it on a blog, i'd be outside prancing around in a size 5 skirt.)
10 years ago:
and before any of you even THINK about lying to me ("you look pretty much the same"), i will have you know i've shown that picture to at least 4 different people who've asked, "who's that?"
You are so pretty! Don't worry, size 5 people have no stamina. It's because they have only six calories not needed by their bodies left over that they can use to fuel their non-essential actions. And six calories isn't even enough energy to walk into a bar. And that is sad.
ReplyDeleteYou so pretty! :)
you are SO right! i would need more than 6 calories to hold a wine glass for several hours...like, at least double 6. (does that mean i can double my size to a 10?)
ReplyDeletethanks, in any case.