Do Not Win A Date With Tad Hamilton If You Can In Any Way Avoid It

as my brilliant friend Missy points out, the teen(?) movie Win A Date With Tad Hamilton is quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

so what if you've consumed an entire box of Bandit, and you have no idea which row of the secret knitting project you're supposed to be on, or that it's like, 2 a.m.? the movie still sucks.

consider the quote:

"everybody is too handsome for somebody, pete."

now doesn't boxed wine sound tempting?