Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I Have Hot Fantasies

oh yes, yes i do.

and by "hot" i mean absolutely not hot in any way because even my dreams don't want me to have sex ever again.

last night, i dreamed that i was at a wild party. and while there, got to make out with the celeb on everybody's hot list.

chevy chase.

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  1. I'm sorry sweetheart, I love you, you know I do...but that is pathetic...we need to work on a better celeb like...Russel Crowe???

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  2. that would be swell, thanks.

    (though if i get to pick, can i have clooney please?)

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  3. Um ... I've always found CC rather hot .... he's tall, lanky, big hands ... and I bet well hung.

    Can I have that dream tonight?

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  4. i think Clooney's a good pick.......especially since Russ is MINE :)

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  5. I just caught your post on CL about Curves & I must say 21 times in 30 seconds for that leg pusher machine is quite good. For some reason whenever I got to 25 they'd tighten the machine.

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  6. I shouldn't laugh but ... Chevy Chase is so funny.

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  7. So i found your post on CL and I think you're hilarious. really really funny. and pretty too. and I'm a girl, who's not hitting on you or has any malicious intent. I think you should publish a book. seriously. id read it, and I'd laugh alot because you're out there in the world writing, reaching out, whatever. Just a thought.

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  8. i've just read your post on craiglist, then the one here.

    at least you're funnier (more fun? funnier. right.) than chevy chase. :)

    -heather

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  9. Kristy, look, you have stalkers!!!!

    Ok, so my recent sex dream problem is that I, too, have sex dreams with NO sex in them. Why? Why? It's like even my id knows I'm not about to be off the spinster list any day soon. Damn subconscious.

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  10. I can relate...I dreamed recently that I was giving sex lessons to Yao Ming. Yes, the basketball player. I don't watch basketball. The only time I ever see Yao Ming is on the commercials for basketball in the midst of my tivo'ed Law & Orders. Sad. Very Sad.

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  11. chevy chase isnt' that ridiculous. i mean in his prime he was hot. good looking AND funny.

    sounds pretty good to me.

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  12. Um, I'd just like to WHOOPS! SHIT! WHOOPS! Uhmmm, I'd FUCK! LOOK OUT! Um, I just wanted to sHEY! WHOOPS! say I'm really FUCK! OUCH! FUCK! flattered.

    Thanks.

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