I Have Hot Fantasies

oh yes, yes i do.

and by "hot" i mean absolutely not hot in any way because even my dreams don't want me to have sex ever again.

last night, i dreamed that i was at a wild party. and while there, got to make out with the celeb on everybody's hot list.

chevy chase.

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  1. kristy9:42 AM, April 20, 2005

    that would be swell, thanks.

    (though if i get to pick, can i have clooney please?)

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  2. Anonymous10:07 AM, April 20, 2005

    Um ... I've always found CC rather hot .... he's tall, lanky, big hands ... and I bet well hung.

    Can I have that dream tonight?

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  3. Anonymous10:08 AM, April 20, 2005

    i think Clooney's a good pick.......especially since Russ is MINE :)

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  4. Anonymous10:29 AM, April 20, 2005

    I just caught your post on CL about Curves & I must say 21 times in 30 seconds for that leg pusher machine is quite good. For some reason whenever I got to 25 they'd tighten the machine.

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  5. Brad10:41 AM, April 20, 2005

    I shouldn't laugh but ... Chevy Chase is so funny.

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  6. Rockquelle, the Rollergirl Next Door1:27 PM, April 20, 2005

    LOL!

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  7. Anonymous2:34 PM, April 20, 2005

    So i found your post on CL and I think you're hilarious. really really funny. and pretty too. and I'm a girl, who's not hitting on you or has any malicious intent. I think you should publish a book. seriously. id read it, and I'd laugh alot because you're out there in the world writing, reaching out, whatever. Just a thought.

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  8. Anonymous3:07 PM, April 20, 2005

    i've just read your post on craiglist, then the one here.

    at least you're funnier (more fun? funnier. right.) than chevy chase. :)

    -heather

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  9. Anonymous3:37 PM, April 20, 2005

    Kristy, look, you have stalkers!!!!

    Ok, so my recent sex dream problem is that I, too, have sex dreams with NO sex in them. Why? Why? It's like even my id knows I'm not about to be off the spinster list any day soon. Damn subconscious.

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  10. Anonymous4:57 PM, April 20, 2005

    I can relate...I dreamed recently that I was giving sex lessons to Yao Ming. Yes, the basketball player. I don't watch basketball. The only time I ever see Yao Ming is on the commercials for basketball in the midst of my tivo'ed Law & Orders. Sad. Very Sad.

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  11. maryse11:38 AM, April 22, 2005

    chevy chase isnt' that ridiculous. i mean in his prime he was hot. good looking AND funny.

    sounds pretty good to me.

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  12. Anonymous10:18 PM, April 30, 2005

    Um, I'd just like to WHOOPS! SHIT! WHOOPS! Uhmmm, I'd FUCK! LOOK OUT! Um, I just wanted to sHEY! WHOOPS! say I'm really FUCK! OUCH! FUCK! flattered.

    Thanks.

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