Wine And Scarf Debris
titled, "further evidence of PinkJaime's impressive-yet-ultimately-fruitless attempts at scarving."
note the end of the yarn that has been snipped (by BitterStacy) because it had been through too much. also note the yarn bag...that has seen better days. finally, note the re-rolled skein of lovely-but-tired green yarn that is not, in any way, a scarf.
a good time to stop knitting while drinking is when you do not notice that your row has ended and that you are now connecting one end to another.
just trust me on this.