Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Time Crunch?

(har har.)

in more oh-so-thrilling diet news, i had soup and toast again for lunch. BUT! in a shocking turn of events, KnitterStacy did not outdo me today. in fact, if anything, she underdid me.

yes, imaginary internet friends. this is the email i received from MY BOSS today, who -- i am happy to report -- is having quite a time trying to live down her reputation as high-maintenance.*

(look. you all are bored at work and explain this to me regularly. so this is the kind of update you're going to get sometimes, you know?):

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From: stacy
To: kristy
Date: May 4, 2005 12:53 PM
Subject: Lunch. It isn't just for food snobs anymore.


See. Lunch is not always a 12-item, lengthy-preparation-time meal. This is what i ate today. Granted, we had to go to the knitting store, which pre-empted my ability to buy the necessary 12 items at safeway and prepare a gourment feast...but when you need yarn, you need yarn. Meals be damned.
Stacy's Lunch
(and btw -- this is not the daily "recommended" amount of peanuts on SBD.)

-S

p.s. Do not let anyone think I am in any way a baseball fan. This was the only brand of peanuts I saw.


*will never happen.

10 comments:

  1. Glad to hear that she's not a Giants fan...

    Go Blue

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  2. I have to say that you have a much more interesting/funny blog than KnitterStacy. We all have to have something we're the best at, right?

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  3. Somewhat random but I knew I was too addicted to your blog when driving home from work last night I passed a store that had a large sign reading: "HUGE Designer Yarn Sale today!!" and I immediately thought of you. Is it wrong that I think my "imaginary internet friends" would be interested in the HUGE sale 2500 miles away???

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  4. kim,

    there is no such thing as too addicted.

    also, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard. *huglets* to you!

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  5. hey candace,

    that's not nice. :P

    if you want to read something really not funny, you can read mine.

    ha

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  6. riseyp:
    i love you.

    candace:I can't be obsessed about knitting *and* write a funny blog, tho i try. clearly you don't appreciate stories about bad knitting patterns and the multiple frogging of ponchos and scarves...

    knitterstacy (aka:boring blog writer.)

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  7. Knitterstacy rules!

    Also, peanuts? I can eat my weight in them, which by the way is a LOT OF FREAKIN peanuts. Love them ... then... I feel sick. Kind of like eating a whole pizza. But so, so good.

    Har har GIANTs peanuts ;)

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