Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Quick Question

to the person who emailed me the following very concise and somewhat inexplicable message:

i am very inerested in you i want you

i am just curious:

a. are you emailing me because of my blog? and

b. expecting some sort of reply?

46 comments:

  1. you're at work right now, aren't you? i mean, uhm...you DO work, right? at least you're on west coast time, oh hell yeah!!

    personally, i draw the line at kids, critters, and literacy, thank you very much. hope you have such high ambitions, as well.

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  2. Hmmmm...Creepy, creepy...oh yea, and did I mention creepy?!

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  3. Hah hah. Wonder if he's southern. I have to hold myself back from saying "innerested" when of course I mean to be edumacated and say "interested." He could be from my home town. Hmmmm.

    OMG. It could be Dubya!!!

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  4. Dubya! ha!hahaha!!

    *is snorting with laughter*

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  5. laurie,

    much as i like the idea, i cannot imagine ole' shrubby reads these here "internets" (to quote you, of course) and were he to, i can't imagine he would find his way to my site.

    but if he actually WERE "inerested" in me, i would *certainly* take the opportunity to tell him a thing or two or five million and force him to listen to me -or else- while threatening him with preztels.

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  6. It's the bus hottie! He's found you and he was nervous while typing and just didn't mash the t hard enough!

    Well okay, I'm lying but I am not ready to accept the end of the HottieHot storyline. sigh.

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  7. Send him an email back asking:

    a/s/l?

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  8. I am very very interested in you you are totally super hot I want you....



    please let me be your stalker...

    If nobody will stalk me then I must stalk you


    blh1062@yahoo.com

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  9. I'm sorry, should I have been more clear?? :)

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  10. LOL...the whole Dubya image.

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  11. I think it means he likes you! ;-)

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  12. Great. Now Cheap Trick is playing in my head. I want you to want me...

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  13. shiver me timbers k! that's some spooky shit. *hiding under covers*

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  14. Did he include a picture of his penis?

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  15. um, that is pretty psycho, better watch out for them

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  16. I press update every 20 minutes or so.. looking to see if there are additional comments. Or new post from Kristy.. am I a stalker now?

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  17. yes...definitely a stalker...especially since we have to assume that all the anonymous comments are from you since none of you leave your names to distinguish you from one another....thereby making them all from you...see how it works?

    and k, did you reply? to this yahoo and to the creepy-deepy murderer wanna-be a few comments up? lol...cuz i'd be interested in what sarcastically killing response you would have for either of them...

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  18. I sedn you this message in order to have your advice. Can I have some winamp?

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  19. I read your rant on craigslist. As I pretend to do work in my office as a 23-year-old-know-it-all-recent-college -grad-I-just-ate-cookies-for-lunch-and-you-or my-momma-cant-stop-me kind of guy. I predict this 'mystery man' is from Oklahoma. I can't say for sure but when I drove out to L.A. from Pittsburgh and passed through I noticed that their grammar was just as bad as their attractions. "Did'ja wunt sum kind uh wakeup call tommohroow sihr?" Yes I do, and don't forget the mint on my pillow Days Inn:Adobe brick cockroach Inn. I just made $7 writing this rant. That=one cup of coffee and parking Santa Monica. Harrassment from crotch-sniffing dogs that people bring into an establishment that serves food is free.

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  20. You just made 7 dollars writing a 5 minute rant.. by my calculation, you make 174K. or 84 bucks an hour

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  21. He's either a liar, or it took him an hour to write it. ^_^

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  22. Okay, this cracks me up. Anyone who's read your blog enough to know he's "inerested" in you should have also noticed by now that you're intelligent, articulate, and value the written word fairly highly. So shouldn't it be obvious that if your secret admirer is going to try to romance you, it might help to express it a bit more eloquently? Plus, as someone who doesn't seem to value fine writing too much himself, what exactly is the draw? Don’t get me wrong - your picture looks very cute, but wouldn't a cute DUMB girl be more his pace?

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  23. I agree with Anon, and it really gets on my nerves when someone uses NO punctuation whatsoever.

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  24. Maybe he or she has one hand (because he/she lost the other one in some kind of bizarre knitting accident) and that is all he could type. And by the time he finished his sentence he died(from exhaustion) on the send button. From my forensic training he probably wanted to finish the e-mail like this: I want you to knit me one glove for my hand and a stump-cover for my stump.

    undr

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  25. Wait, I'm confused. Do you knit things?

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  26. no jake, not really. mostly i just swear at yarn.

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  27. hey kristy can you knit me something cool

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  28. You should totally marry him! Maybe he's your dream man? He certainly has a way with words.

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  29. People are assuming it's sex and love this guy wants. Maybe it's an alien who collects unusual humans?

    Huh? Well? Did you consider that?!!

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  30. Hey, now...that one hand comment is wrong on so many levels. I don't have a stump, but I do have an injury that causes me to type with one hand. And, as you can see, I am perfectly able to type coherent sentances. On to the next madcap theory!

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  31. Haiku for you:

    I long for each post.
    Yesterday there was nothing.
    I will hope today. For one.

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  32. conherent sentEnces? =)

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  33. Come on, work isn't that important! Write something to us! Your imaginary internet firends miss you!

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  34. Next to mine, you have the most interesting life.......I've been "reading" you for a while now, love it, love it, love it!

    Are you ok tho, 'cause today's Thursday and you left off on Tuesday........I'm now in w'drawals.

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  35. I wish I made 174K doing what I do. Clearly I miscalculated- but the fact that I again am writing on a blog instead of working shows my interest in the topic. I hope this guy turns out to be Kevin Arnold for the Wonder Years.

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  36. You guys think that creepy stalker dude did something to her?

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  37. Sweet Mother of Pearl! Where's our girl?

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  38. *starts inciting Panic*

    I think she's been Kristy-napped!!!

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  39. OMG Andy, Kevin Arnold would be awesome!! Equally as good would be Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers.

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  40. Balki Bartokomous11:57 AM, May 19, 2005

    Let's all do the Dance of Joy. La la la la la la la la, Hey hey, Hey hey!

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  41. See what we crazy imaginary internet friends can do to Kristy's comments when she isn't looking?

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