Thursday, June 09, 2005

So Are You Guys Excited?

i know my posts have been few and far between and really random lately, i apologize. again.

i promise more are coming.

mostly, i promise to provide DETAILED illustrations of the BLOG PARTY that is happening in 3 hours.

THREE*!

can't wait...




(*which is about how many people i expect to show up, but who cares! we'll rock the IIF toasts!)

42 comments:

  1. Only 3 hours? When you put it like that... You know what? I'm going to go tell my boss that this project is just going to have to wait until tomorrow. See you there! N~

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  2. I so wish I could come! But I don't have spare money for drinks and toll and parking and things of this nature. So sad.

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  3. Don't forget ----cute, funny, single friend coming with me....

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  4. anonymous,

    i certainly haven't. but i have to ask, is he familiar with the (my) ass situation?

    :)k

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  5. is your situation as bad as mine, K?

    Where, just today, two guys in a truck drive by and yell out, "Hey Fat ASS!"

    and of course I assume they are talking about me.

    Not 100% sure though. ;-) But I'm *that* paranoid!

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  6. risey,

    are you kidding me? you are *way* too beautiful for them to have been talking about you. period.

    hope we see you tonight, too. :)

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  7. i can't wait to see a drunk fat chick surrounded by imaginary friends

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  8. Hey Anonymous,

    You're an asshat.

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  9. Hmmm, I'm not so sure I liked that last anonymous' post. Am I being sensitive or does it seem a little mean spirited?

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  10. hey becki nice pic hahahahahahahaha

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  11. Isn't funny how the mean spirited, ass-hole posts are done anonymously? What chicken-shit, insecure, angry, losers! He/she probably can only get laid by "imaginary friends"...all two of them...Right and Left.

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  12. hey anon -

    Sure... come by and check us out.

    Impress us with your sure-to-be-oh-so-much-more-numerous-and-far-cooler-and-of-course-painfully-slender group of real life friends, none of whom have ever used the internet to do anything as useful as finding jobs, friends, mates, furniture, cars, etc.

    See ya! Loveyameanit!

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  13. \=/ -clink- \=/
    love your blog...wish i could be there for the party...have one (or more) for me!

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  14. hey, it's an asshole like that that got the whole blog party thing initiated. so, um, thanks asshat.

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  15. Damn it, I couldn't get a last-minute reservation on Southwest, otherwise I'd BE THERE.

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  16. I'm SO bummed I can't come tonight. I was going to ditch rehearsal, but it turns out I have to RUN the darned thing. Please have an extra drinkie for me!

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  17. he is familiar with your ass. He has bad dating juju right now. Can't figure out why, maybe because we hang out all the time together so most women think he is gay. Dunno. I look at it this way, even if you guys don't hit it off romantically you definitely will friend wise which adds one more person to your dimension to meet new (other) people. Kinda like a pyramid scheme.

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  18. can't come...love to. but, i'm in denver. maybe if everyone drinks enough... ROAD TRIP. or, everyone could just book a flight out here. you could stay at my place. it's small, but i think it just might work. have fun tonite. i'm jealous.

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  19. Hey Anonymous:

    Good. I'll make sure to do your share of boobie shots.

    Asshole.

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  20. why did you have to pick the day i was going to be sick???????

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  21. Hi Kristy,

    still at work and I have to bail on tonight - my cute friend won't go without me. I'm really sorry, can we have a blog party part deux?

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  22. I bet they are having a blast without us. I am dying for the illustrations.

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  23. I soo wanted to go tonight. I think you need to have a blog b-day party too! Just think of all the imaginary presents you could get!

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  24. can't wait for the follow-up!

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  25. Hey Asshat,

    You probably couldn't get laid in the monkey house at the zoo, holding a fistful of bananas.

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  26. I am SO jealous! I need a teleporter.

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  27. I held an IIF party in Toronto in your honour (OK, only kind of) pics will be posted next Thursday, when my visiting IIF's (who are real!) are no longer here. Check for details then!

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  28. Wish I could be there, sounds like alot of fun. I'm having a drink right now, *cheers*

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  29. I'm in GA. Damnit!!!

    Love,

    UNdr

    Nice going ASShat, jerkwad

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  30. cheers!

    (and if you guys take Lisa's road trip suggestion to heart... I'm ready for a cocktail!)

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  31. Damn, I wish I could have made it... but I just left SF last night (and won't be back for 7 weeks)...

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  32. i WAS there, and apparently was challenged in the collar department. I met a nice couple - Matt asked my why I had a tie on (he was probably wondering why the Nerd guy had such a silly looking collar-and-tie-knot area below his chin), and dear Erin was so nice to involve me in conversation, in spite of her horror. When I got home (ater 30 minutes of driving) it took me about 15 minutes to untangle the buttons. I had to use a scissors and throw away the shirt! I may try to explain it with pictures and diagrams someday, because I think it proves some new theorems in topology.

    Enough about mathematics. All you jealous IIF's from elsewhere, Kristy is very sweet, and just as fun to "watch" and "listen to" in person as she is in She Walks. We determined that her shirt slogan was indeed the namesake of a one-hit wonder band from 1978 or so. HOW she proved it will go to my grave (your secret's safe with me)! Aack, I have to work in a few hours. Thanks, K!

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  33. if you're ever in london or cairo...

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  34. Diagrams, pictures, stories.. SOMETHING :) We need our fix, please!

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  35. Wordy, you're right: I was horrified by your tie! :) Kidding. It was great to meet you, though, and I think you hvae the greatest job in the world! (And you can even do math! I, who cannot, bow before you...)

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  36. I hope you all had a great time! Wish I coulda been there!

    I just have to thank Doris Day for the laugh this morning. It's so completely incongruous to see her picture attached to the words "Um, thanks asshat"!

    ~Kurt

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  37. Whee! We had lots n lots of fun, everyone! All the IIFs who showed up were sooo nice and friendly and I'm so glad to have met them. Not a stalker to be seen!!

    I took piccies, which I will send to Kristy and see if she wants to post any.

    smooochies to all!

    I vote for SheWalks World Tour Summer 2005!

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  38. Make sure to have the World Tour come on down to Vancouver B.C.!! You have fans and friends here too.

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  39. I'm so lame! I totally planned on being there. Um.. then I went home to change, sat down on the couch for a minute and promptly fell asleep at 6pm. It's the fitness boot camp that is tiring me out. I hope ya'll have a faboo time meeting Miss K.
    ~T

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  40. Anonymous said...
    i can't wait to see a drunk fat chick surrounded by imaginary friends


    Anonymous, you are a pussy. And not a "sex-positive, woman-empowering pussy" either. You're a "insulted by the word pussy because women scare me and their pussies scare me the most" pussy.

    Pathetic.

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  41. I actually fell asleep in the middle of the above, and woke up at 1:30 to post it. I neglected to say that everyone I met was fun and nice, and hopw there is another and I wish I had written that earlier.

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