but i feel guilty when i don't write.
so i will just say that i have many, many entries in the works, including:
- sound advice from a drunk man from hoboken
- sure, it's "calmative"...until you knock yourself unconscious - with diagrams!
- three of the most startingly male things ever uttered to me
- "he's just not that into you," translated, apparently means "he's just not that into YOU, KRISTY" (we are happy for the clarification)
- the ribbed cap is on it's fourth-and-final attempt
- the seasonal weight-o-meter
- a special father-daughter tale*
- wanna come to my birthday party? - complete with a special, uncensored picture!
*do you kids know that the comments left by "dad" are, actually, left by my father? how great is that!?!?