um, you IIFs are awesome. i LOVE your clumsy stories...but wait!
the uncensored picture i've warned you about focuses completely on the clumsiness that is me! so save your details for that Very Special posting (which will be on/around my birthday, as one of my shining-est moments was on the night i turned 28).
and the rest of the posts are coming! i promise.
(the head injury was not due to hangover, but in fact a run-in my head had with my hardwood floor...)
in the meantime, i leave you with this image, which my father (hi! thanks for sending it over!) sent to me saying, "you'll LOVE this!"
thanks, dad. i'll assume you don't think this is me...