No Joy For Fridget
please forgive the hurried nature of this update, but i have rather disturbing and urgent news:
fridget jones is dead.
yes, you read that right.
she...
frankly, i never saw it coming. when i left her on friday afternoon all was well. she was perfectly happy and healthy. but when i walked in yesterday morning, she was making this god-awful hacking-crying sound. and i opened her and she was all feverish and melty.
i don't know what sort of disease she caught, but i'm afraid that she has had to be put to sleep.
this is most tragic.
all my grocery glorification energy has been sapped from me.
NJ06 has taken a black turn.
fridget jones is dead.
yes, you read that right.
she...
frankly, i never saw it coming. when i left her on friday afternoon all was well. she was perfectly happy and healthy. but when i walked in yesterday morning, she was making this god-awful hacking-crying sound. and i opened her and she was all feverish and melty.
i don't know what sort of disease she caught, but i'm afraid that she has had to be put to sleep.
this is most tragic.
all my grocery glorification energy has been sapped from me.
NJ06 has taken a black turn.
Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard when they are taken from us so young.
I hope you are getting your money back.
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL was in that coworker's lunch bag???????????????
ReplyDeleteSounds like a bad case of the fridge flu!
ReplyDeleteIIF in Fresno
She was so young...Did she have insurance?
ReplyDeleteoh my god! kristy.. my prayers are with you and fridget. well, uh, "were" would be more appropriate, i guess. poor fridget. may she chill in peace.
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry for your loss, and know that very few appliances can take the place of Fridget. And yet, just maybe an upgrade will be able to do what they usually attribute to time, what with the healing and all.
ReplyDeleteI agree with nicole, though no amount of money can make the pain go away, she has to have at least a 30 day money back guarantee. I am so sorry.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Poor, poor Fridget! Why must all the good die young?
ReplyDeleteI hope you have found some comfort to aid you thru this difficult time.
We, your IIFs, are always here if you need us.
My condolences. I am sure this won't make you feel any better, but perhaps a quick replacement is in order. I know that replacing her will not take the pain away, but maybe, just maybe, it will help ease the greif.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to be kidding me! Fridget was just a wee lassy, with many years of chillin' ahead of her. May she rest in peace. Now at least you have an excuse to eat McDonald's for lunch.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been a disease from the "sharing" of space. You shouldn't have let others use her.
ReplyDeletePoor poor Fridget.
she was clearly defective.
ReplyDeleteship her back and demand a replacement.
fridget did not die in vain!