We Need To Talk
me: i know no one ever likes to hear that phrase, but it's true. ish, we need to talk.
ish: we do? about what?
me: well, did you happen to see what the 10/09/05 anonymous 8:44 PM said?
ish: no. was that in response to the post about mayo? because i stopped reading the comments somewhere around the time the conversation drifted to judaic semantics...
me: yeah, i know. i don't blame you. but yes, yes it was.
ish: well, what did the 10/09/05 anonymous 8:44 PM have to say?
me: ish, there's no easy way to put this. but you have to understand how close i really am to 10/09/05 anonymous 8:44 PM, okay? i mean, it's totally possible we go way back.
ish: right, i understand.
me: okay. well, the 10/09/05 anonymous 8:44 PM said that i was -- and i have to quote here -- "way funnier before ish."
ish: oh dear. i see.
me: and we can't be having that.
ish: no, of course not.
me: right, of course not.
ish: so um, is that it then? we're done?
me: yes, i'm afraid so. it's either you, or 10/09/05 anonymous 8:44 PM. and i think i know what side my bread is buttered on.
ish: right. hmm. well, this was fun. thanks for the laughs.
me: it was fun! stay in touch, okay?