so like, bob and i have this huge event planned for friday. i am really hoping to impress him, too. i think i can, but he has himself some high standards.
anyway, i tell you this because our date is requiring a whole lot of preparation -- metaphoric primping, if you will.
and so this has unfortunately meant that i have not had the time or wherewithal to complete any of my funny-i-swear entries i've been fooling around with.
but i'm trying...