in between the various parties and events this weekend, i sort of went through a flurry of writing CL ads.
it's possible i have an addiction.
well, i mean, another one.
and so i just thought i'd share my now-favorite response of all time, because it totally trumps anything i posted here, and also because my birthday story entries are long and not done yet because sadly, i've had to work when at work. and i zonked out last night.
so my CL ad was something along the lines of "let's meet for a drink."
and some guy replied saying that i clearly have a problem if a need a "stimulant" to have a good time. and that really, all i needed was his Penis Colada.
i actually thought about replying just to engage in some sort of discussion, and probably would've, had he not also misspelled "colada."
because i have standards.