my cats LOVE men. and men who like cats? my cats love those men EVEN MORE.
they will all but ignore me completely if they have a viable man-lap. not that i blame them, exactly, but come ON.
i am pretty sure he's** thinking, "mommy? who's mommy? i don't know what you're talking about. Ish, keep rubbing. ignore that woman with the camera. she is crazy."
*because yes, that is a fake, lighted christmas tree in the background.
**i actually tried this picture with a thought bubble over my cat's head, but then decided that to do so might set me down a very un-good path. a path, for example, wherein i might take pictures of my cats, determine what they're thinking, illustrate a thought bubble, write my cat's thoughts in the bubble, and then post the whole thing on my blog. yeah, not good. i would prefer not to remain single for the rest of my life, thanks.