Noodly Appendages
it may or may not come as any sort of shock to you that i'm not so much pro- "intelligent design" because ohmygodpeople.
and when i am feeling especially despondent over our country's "progress" i return to this site, and my faith is restored just a little bit. because if you don't know about Spaghetti Monsterism, you ought to*. it is proven to be as accurate -- if not more so -- than intelligent design, but involves more noodles.
and charts about pirates:
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which makes it practically infallable, you know?
okay. i return now to our regularly scheduled blogging.
*there. i'm telling you what you ought to do. do i sound like a proper zealot yet?
and when i am feeling especially despondent over our country's "progress" i return to this site, and my faith is restored just a little bit. because if you don't know about Spaghetti Monsterism, you ought to*. it is proven to be as accurate -- if not more so -- than intelligent design, but involves more noodles.
and charts about pirates:
(click for larger)
which makes it practically infallable, you know?
okay. i return now to our regularly scheduled blogging.
*there. i'm telling you what you ought to do. do i sound like a proper zealot yet?
I love that site! And I posted that chart on my blog on talk like a pirate day! These things are very, very, very important. Thanks for joining the cause!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT SITE! my boyfriend even has a "touched by his noodly appendage" tshirt :-) thank you for bringing some much-needed enlightenment to the masses, kristy!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link! I love the site, I sent the link to a bunch of people.
ReplyDeleteRAmen
ReplyDeletei have no idea what this means but i sure love spaghetti w/ momma's meatballs. oh rocco!
ReplyDeleteI'd like one of those shirts for Christmas, please.
ReplyDeleteI am glad others have been touched by his noodly appendage.
ReplyDeleteThank you for helping to spread the word.
RAmen.
So does this make you an apostle of noodliness, K.? Should we expect to see your likeness in a stained glass window someday? (as in "She brought the message of noodliness to many who otherwise would probably never have heard it...")
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I'm not worthy.
I'm not worthy.
Have you heard the (pseudo)recent news from Africa (I'm too lazy and tired to go hunting for the link)? There seems to be a resurgence of pirates off the coast of Somalia. Those good ol' Somalis, keeping the world safe from Global Warming.
ReplyDeleteRight. Did you know that more Americans believe in ghosts than in god?
ReplyDeletei've been touched by his noodly appendage.
ReplyDeletebrilliant! and you're right, if it's in a chart, it must be true!
ReplyDeleteI am a new convert. I will obey my noodly master! Thanks, I was looking for a basis of my church as I just got ordained by the Universal Life Church. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteheh heh... Love the post, and I'm off to order a t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteBetter hope Pat Robertson doesn't read your blog. *snark*
Interesting that you would choose to use the word zealot in this post.
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