I know. You're all like, WHO? Who wants to interview you? Time? CNN? The New Yorker?
No, no. It's way better. Because it's like, underground. Sort of. And they only interview a select number of people, such as the ones they email or the ones who fill out their form.
(See? VERY elite!)
And now I'm supposed to hound people for votes. Or something.
So you can go vote for me and my interview if you'd like, but please don't feel obligated. You pretty much know the story anyway.
And here is the part where I post the image that's going to totally impress you: