and so when you hear that they are allowing people to enter said street fair with open containers, you might also think that maybe bringing a plastic cup of champagne with you on your walk to the fair makes a lot of sense.
and maybe you might ALSO think that since your friends don't live so many floors up off the street, that rather than go ALL THE WAY BACK INSIDE (once you've made the loooooong trek down a WHOLE flight of stairs) (after like, 917 glasses of champagne), there might be a more direct way to get that champagne into your plastic cup.
and maybe your friends might encourage your thinking.
now, of course, MY friends would never do such a thing.
but THESE people? the ones in the picture who i have never, ever seen before in my entire life? THEY might do such a thing:
but that's because these people are clearly crazy.
kinda like the freak girl in this photo below, who seemed to think that wearing a cowboy hat and fake plastic monster teeth was a good look.
ah, san francisco. they'll let anyone in.