Beauty & the Geek: I Watch It So You Don't Have To

As I've mentioned before, I occasionally help out my friends at Midseason Replacements by recapping shows no one else is covering.

Shockingly, no one else is covering Beauty & The Geek. We may presume that this is because I am one of six people in the country over the age of "college" who watches this show voluntarily.

The full recap is here. Some excerpts are below.


Beauty & The Geek is a show about making hot people look dumb and uncomfortable, and about making smart people also look dumb and uncomfortable. And then sometimes it also has sex. Win-win-win.

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You just can’t anticipate a velociraptor impersonation.

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It is at once horrifying and fascinating, because you really can’t tell who’s got more power. Social experiment, indeed! It is all so thought-provoking. Plus, hot chicks in a hot tub!

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Meanwhile, the girls are studying. There is some confusion about who Siegfried & Roy are. One model thinks they’re magicians, but Amanda puts an end to that: “No you guys. That’s psychology. Sigmund and Freud.”

Comments

  1. "I’ve given my mom massages before, and it worked out well."

    bwah hah hah

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  2. that show always makes me laugh. too bad i don't get to watch it often.

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  3. I'm glad i'm not the only one who's watching the classiest of shows.
    Is it sad that i'm disappointed with this season as compared with the previous three? Probably..

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  4. They should do a hot guy - geeky chick version of this show. I can make a passable velociraptor noise.
    Sign me up!

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  5. I used to have to brush my mom's hair while watching Fantasy Island. It was humiliating.

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  6. I can't figure out why I stopped watching that show like 2 years ago. I used to love. I'll have to catch up on it.

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  7. OK I'm a real dork. I love Beauty and the Geek so much that I download it to watch here in France.

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  8. I don't know how I landed on this blog but I did, and laughed so hard at the last entry that I kind of choked and went red in the face and my boss is looking at me strangely. GENIUS!! You have a new reader!

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  9. Count me and my supposed better half as two older people who have watched this show the past few years.

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