Now that my friend Em also works there, she has been -- for lack of better word -- "sequestered" in Bentonville, Arkansas on a two-week business trip to Walmart Headquarters.
I would like to point out that I managed to avoid all such trips.
Yesterday she called me from a Chili's, where she was waiting for a shuttle to take her back to her hotel in the freezing snow. I commiserated. I assured her it was only temporary and really, it couldn't get worse than hiding from snow inside a Chilis.
I was, of course, wrong.
Today, I received the following text message:
i ordered a salad and asked what kind of dressing they had and one of the options was "freedom."