Ish and I are on the sofa, having just finished dinner. We both have our laptops in front of us, and American Idol is about to begin. We're prepared to do some Twittering.
My IM window pops up. It's Ben.
Ben asks: Does Pete's fart stink?
I turn to Ish.
"Why is Ben asking me if your fart stinks?"
Ish replies, "Because I just tweeted that I farted."