As you might know, I occasionally help my friends at MidSeason Replacements with some recapping. Now that work has settled down just a wee bit, I am recapping Project Runway every other week, starting with episode 3.
My summary is entitled:
I sat down to do my first Project Runway recap and realized there are like three hundred contestants this season. Every time there’s a group shot I’m all, “Wait, who is THAT?” I mean, you’ve got the sun-tanning maniac, the leather fetishist, third-person Suede, Bettie Page, two girls who are indistinguishable except for one has bangs, and then I don’t know. Like 72 others.
This makes it very hard to keep track of who’s good, who’s sucking, and who I’m supposed to hate. Still, I’m willing to try.
Holla atcha boy.
Episode 3 begins with someone named Daniel talking about how he’s sad Wesley is gone. And I’m like, yeah, it’s too bad Wesley is gone becaus–HUH? WHO IS DANIEL? I swear I have never seen him before in my life.
Hmm. Moving on...
You can read the rest of the recap here.