Subject: 3 Things
1) Was there a football game on yesterday? Who won?
2) The way I feel right now is exactly why sports exists...also Pepto Bismol. Who let me eat leftover chorizo from the chaffing dish at Hyde-Out?
3) Were you guys still there when I was doing the New York New York leg kick dance arm-in-arm with the homeless guy and then gave him a whole pack of cigarettes that didn't belong to me?