Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Naked Penis Dance

Let's just say that it exists.

(And is especially amusing when performed with a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth.)

26 comments:

  1. ah, the special joys of living together...

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  2. his penis can hold a toothbrush?? wow!!

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  3. giggling. thanks.

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  4. this is the kind of thing I always threaten to blog, and then my husband threatens retribution so then I back down.

    but then I email it to my friends instead.

    anyway...HA!

    pictures or it never happened ;)

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  5. so glad you guys appreciate it. :)

    evilsciencechick - *exactly* i asked if he was okay with my posting it. he was hesitant, but then i reminded him that i didn't give any DETAILS. (and trust me, there are many. it's quite a dance.) :)

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  6. I hope this wasn't the Indian food delivery boy.

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  7. at least he waited until you moved in together for that special treat.. i'm afraid i've been privy to the mating dance of the north american male human since the beginning....the very beginning...

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  8. Shiree in Salt Lake CIty7:50 AM, January 28, 2008

    oh my hell! I'm choking on my Monday morning coffee! Thanks for sharing and making my hellacious week a little brighter!

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  9. oh! you know, we haven't actually moved in together yet. the penis dance has been going on for quite some time, it's just that in this *particular* instance, i was sitting at the computer with blogger open when the dance (with toothbrush) began. i could NOT resist.

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  10. OH MY GOD! I was JUST having this conversation with my best friend. She called me, all worried that her fiance was a freakshow. When I told her that my ex-boyfriend did it too, she rejoiced. Turns out ALL men are freakshows.

    The question remains, though. Why do they think we will find this amusing? It's VERY unsettling to see that thing flopping around.

    Oh and question, does he clasp his hands behind the back of his head and look particularly pleased with his performance? My ex did and I'm wondering if this was just his own creative interpretation.

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  11. Um, Lil' irish lass, your question is a good one.

    In Ish's case, no. There is a whole routine, and it's actually not so much a dance as it is a "jog" that involves elaborate arm swings and some sort of hop/marching.

    It really is something to behold. And it is hysterical.

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  12. the thought of a penis holding a toothbrush just sounds painful-haha, kidding, lets youtube this dance!

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  13. I think Diet Coke just came out my nose - - I should NEVER read your blog while drinking something! I should know better by now! :-)

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  14. i know that dance!!!!!! Except mine clenches his butt cheeks real hard while doing it.

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  15. That is called the "Slap Dance" in our house.

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  16. My husband does a dance like this, too. And sucker that I am, I giggle like a moron every time. Plus it looks like so much fun. How awesome would it be to have a body part that you can waggle around like that? And boobs don't count -- they don't move in quite the same way.

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  17. Hahaha, I LOVE the penis dance. It makes me laugh like a maniac till I cry -- every time!! My bf knows the power of the dance, and uses it to banish my morning grumpies as often as necessary. I think smart guys figure out that we'll find it funny just because we don't pee out of this weird, flexible tube with a mind of its own... :)

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  18. I had forgotten all about the penis dance. I love the penis dance! I don't think I could date a guy that doesn't have his own penis dance. A guy's penis dance says a lot about him.

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  19. Welcome to my world. I've been living and married to the same man for ten years and I've seen it so many times that I am now immune to it.
    Just another perk of living with someone! Enjoy!

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  20. You IIF's-- especially those of you asking if there is video-- are a twisted bunch. A sick, twisted (and mostly bra-less) bunch.

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  21. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has seen this dance performed in the wild.

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  22. I was going to post that I've done that for my wife on many occasions, also with toothbrush, but it turns out we all do it apparently, so I'm not special. My wife shares your reaction. She may roll her eyes, but she laughs and that's encouragement for me.

    And as for the penis dance envy, it's not that breasts don't flop the same way, its that women don't have anything funny looking to flop around. You start dancing naked and the guy gets turned on, not giggly.

    Unless you're that fat stripper in the Elizabeth Berkley Strip Tease movie who can make her top go down and up with just a stretch of the pecs, although I'm not sure if that's funny or disturbing.

    And it was a shame I watched that movie. It was painful to realize that Jessie was actually a really bad actress. Zach, AC, and Kelly would have been so ashamed.

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  23. Ish I'm surprised - I fully expected you to have changed your picture that goes with your comment to one with a toothbrush hanging out of your mouth.

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  24. Ish - Thanks for not doing the Naked Penis Dance (Now With 50% More Toothbrush) at the last Total Eclipse gig.

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