Came home this morning to find that Monster is no longer as afraid of the electrical tape as he once was.
I am not giving up the fight, though.
For now, I have covered the area in aluminum foil. Everyone suggests aluminum foil will stop your cats from clawing the furniture, so perhaps using it as a welcome mate will work, too.
(I should probably ignore the crinkle-y sounds coming from the hallway as I write this.)
My next step is to buy actual, clear, double-sided tape and just tape the area. And also squirt guns. Because when Sherlock and Moriarty (aka Monster) were kittens, squirt guns were the only things that curbed their bad behavior.
And mommy has been too nice for too long.
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Hi! Remember when I had a blog I wrote every day?
Well, and a mostly non-demanding job? Feh.
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I have two words for you: Ethnic Gourmet.
I have three more words for you: Chicken Tikka Masala.
This is my new lunchtime staple. I am a huge fan of chicken tikka masala, and this frozen kind is a-pefectly-okay. Especially for lunch. It comes with whole grain rice, too. It takes a while to cook if you don't have a microwave (which I don't because for no reason), but it's very tasty and I daresay nutritious.
And dudes. 200 calories.
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Finally, there is a comedy competition tomorrow night that Ish is going to perform in. If you are anywhere near Pleasanton, CA and wanna come by and hang out and drink and vote, that would rock! email me for info!
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(miss you all!) (conference is next week!) (crazy!)