What It's Not
- bore you -- or me -- with entries that detail what i've eaten. i might make mention of highlights (ask me about my at-work microwave omelet pan!), but this is not an "i had half a grapefruit and one slice of wheat toast with a teaspoon of reduced-fat peanut butter" type thing. because yawn.
- base this on numbers, a la "i lost 2.4 lbs this week." because also yawn. plus i don't have a scale and don't want one. oh sure, i might take the occassional peek at other people's scales and i do have a Goal Weight Sorta, but none of us need to know what i weigh every day. least of all me.
no, no. this is way more about the darker, funnier side of weight. and not just the excrutiating process of weight loss, but the whole concept of weight and being female. 'cuz it's a little bit crazy.