While I'm Away...

So yes. We leave tomorrow for our trip to Europe. We're spending 4 nights in Paris and 2 in London. I'll be back on November 10th.

I cannot believe this is actually happening.

Well, but I can believe that I haven't packed or cleaned or done any of that other "preparation" stuff. So I will busy myself with that and try not to freak out too much about the plane ride. (omgomgomgomg.)

I doubt I will be able to post much while I'm gone, but I feel that I should at least post SOMETHING.

So here are some random entries I rather liked from the archives. In case you need fodder for next week. :)

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Monday: Awww, it's not so bad. Here, wanna laugh? Here's the dumbest thing I've ever done that resulted in bodily injury. And because I was recently reminded of it, here's the dumbest thing I've ever said on a job interview.


Tuesday: Election Day. Go vote. And then read my version of political satire. I, for one, thought it was incredibly clever. (But this is nothing new...)


Wednesday: Hump Day! And speaking of "hump," here's the one, like, sexy post I wrote.


Thursday: It's Karaoke for the Uterus day!


Friday: Date night! Here is a collection of actual emails I received from ads I posted on Craigslist. They did not result in dates.


Hope you enjoy!