On A "Lighter" (Har, Har) Note

Friday fun! (Perhaps my keyword analysis should be a regular Friday fat feature?)

awesome. just, awesome.

Lookie there! Hurrah! I have done it! I am now THE online destination for anyone seeking "unattractive fat women"!

Awesome!

I believe my work here is done. Have an awesome weekend, everyone.
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  1. Anonymous4:35 PM, September 08, 2006

    How did that "moving in with new boyfriend" search track back to you?

    I can't believe you haven't gotten a hit from someone searching for "moving in with new booty."

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  2. Julie4:50 PM, September 08, 2006

    But you're also a destination for "Pirate Booty" which sounds kinda... fun. If you sleep with Johnny Depp, we want full disclosure.

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  3. Shel9:34 PM, September 08, 2006

    it's official. i absolutely love you and your blog......even if it is an online destination for unattractive fat women. :)

    thank you for the laughs!!

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  4. Anonymous9:40 PM, September 08, 2006

    Uhhh...yeah, but clearly they move on fast because you don't fit what they're looking for. Have you looked at yourself lately? Cuz, yeah. You're hot.

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  5. Anonymous5:13 PM, September 09, 2006

    yeah, from your picture, you are the wrongo destination for people looking for unattractive fat women.

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  6. Happy Mama to Three12:09 PM, September 10, 2006

    I am big on the "carbonation and infertility" search. Figure that one out why don't you??

    Cindi

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  7. Inness1:29 PM, September 10, 2006

    Pshaw.

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  8. Krisco10:19 PM, September 10, 2006

    Everytime I come here I just read everything.

    So even though I only comment here, don't think I just saw this.

    How come statcounter is free to you and $9 to me? : )

    Also, dang on ish's parents. Um, that's no good. Ah, screw them. The main thing is, is Ish standing up for you?

    Finally, love the booty call limericks. If only I could write anything but free-form poetry.

    I'll try:

    You used to live right down the hall
    A hall that was terribly small
    But sometimes at night
    When the mood hits me right
    Some nights you still get the call

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  9. Maddie9:18 AM, September 11, 2006

    Someone has been coming to blog via cat genitals. I don't quite get it.

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  10. Jane8:48 PM, September 11, 2006

    My top searches are "help choose underwear" and "brooke parkhurst." Go fig.

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  11. Mia5:24 AM, September 12, 2006

    I can't even begin to tell you the searches I've seen on my blog because of the whole "muff" incident ::laughing:::

    Too funny :-)

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