Here is what actually happened.
Perhaps you may have heard that Kim Kardashian is getting divorced. I know, I know. But it's true. And just when I thought I'd seen every kind of Tweet and trending topic possible on the subject, this magic happened:
My mind was happily blown, as I was reminded that not all intelligentsia live in a technophobic cave ignoring everything pop culture. Some artists just have funnier things to say about it.
I was moved to tweet this:
You can imagine my surprise when my phone pinged, just moments later, because he replied.
I literally started sweating and had to hide in a closet while I composed myself.
I nervously tapped out my lame (yet actually? totally accurate) reply:
Quite obviously my brilliance stunned him into silence, although that's not really surprising. What IS surprising is that he allowed our friendship to become public knowledge. But I guess this means I can finally admit we're, like, totally besties.
It feels good to get that off my chest.
UPDATE: HAHA. The Gothamist noticed the tweet. Thanks for letting me know, Sophie-Anne!