In Case You Were Worried About My Dating Prospects
Because, I gotta say, I have been.
I mean, YES. I'm happily married and all. But I've heard that some people use all these new-fangled tools like Twitter to facilitate dating. And I have to screw up my forehead and think, "UM? REALLY?" Because the bulk of people I follow and who follow me fit into these categories:
Ish had better watch out.
I mean, YES. I'm happily married and all. But I've heard that some people use all these new-fangled tools like Twitter to facilitate dating. And I have to screw up my forehead and think, "UM? REALLY?" Because the bulk of people I follow and who follow me fit into these categories:
- People I know (and am therefore not dating in real life; also, my actual husband)
- Women bloggers, mostly moms (not dating prospects)
- Funny people who are totally anti-social in real life (not dating prospects)
- Social media "experts" who seem incapable of having human conversations online, but who I follow in case they are actually "competition" (they aren't)
- Celebrities, mostly chefs (not really dating prospects but that's not really my fault)
Ish had better watch out.
I dunno -- I'm swooning. Maybe YOU better watch out, in case I get my cougar claws into Kevin first!
ReplyDeleteWow! What a catch! A rum-swilling cougar lover with bad grammar ;)
ReplyDeleteoh heck... a rum-swilling cougar lover (minus the bad grammar) might just be right up my alley...in the (distant future) perhaps I'll follow him, you know, just to keep my options open :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a shocking scenario!
ReplyDeleteYeah right what a grammar CougarLover!:)
Better watch out!