tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post139122275552588777..comments2024-03-28T09:41:36.745-07:00Comments on She Just Walks Around With It: I Knit Therefore I Am Lie.kristyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00879301751663532121noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-45397064833660250202007-05-15T09:28:00.000-07:002007-05-15T09:28:00.000-07:00The knitting mafia DOES exist! Ha!Boob stains, hee...The knitting mafia DOES exist! Ha!<BR/><BR/>Boob stains, hee...<BR/><BR/>Math = I can't do it either. I thought knitting was supposed to be fun?!?Occidental Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08462196172327033327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-84488312950808398432007-05-04T10:47:00.000-07:002007-05-04T10:47:00.000-07:00should i feel bad that my dq peanut buster parfait...should i feel bad that my dq peanut buster parfait totally dripped right onto my chest while i was reading the previous post? thankfully this tank top is slutty enough, i mean cut just right, so i splattered the ice cream right on the boobs. if i weren't reading this at work (shhhh) i would have asked the man to lick it off, pretending i meant to do that, but alas i only needed a quick wipe of a napkin. <BR/><BR/>i have so many "horseback riding" or "wash the car" or "work in the yard" shirts that they are threatening to take over my dresser. sometimes i think i have a hole in my lip. glad to know i am not alone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-24728800770915870352007-05-03T18:03:00.000-07:002007-05-03T18:03:00.000-07:00Carolyn - I read that and then turned to my husban...Carolyn - I read that and then turned to my husband and asked, "Do you think it's sexy when I drop food down my shirt and have to pull it out?" He stared at me, snorted, and said, "Sure." LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-34450984386900178092007-05-02T17:11:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:11:00.000-07:00"What's this? A noodle in my bra? Awesome! I bet e...<I>"What's this? A noodle in my bra? Awesome! I bet everyone around thinks I'm totally hot right now!"</I><BR/><BR/>Actually, when I drop stuff down my top, which happens fairly frequently, because I'm rather large and easily distracted from the mechanics of eating (IN the mouth, Carolyn, yes, the food goes IN the mouth), my husband thinks it's sexy.<BR/><BR/>I married wisely.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-61002163931986212932007-05-02T11:54:00.000-07:002007-05-02T11:54:00.000-07:00OMG I so understand the boob stain! I'm also a cha...OMG I so understand the boob stain! I'm also a champ at dropping food in my cleavage, which is a totally sexy thing to fish out. "What's this? A noodle in my bra? Awesome! I bet everyone around thinks I'm totally hot right now!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-88146461347297824642007-05-02T10:23:00.000-07:002007-05-02T10:23:00.000-07:00It's Knitta Please. http://www.knittaplease.com/A...It's Knitta Please. http://www.knittaplease.com/About/index.htmlGreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10931380770342598889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-35348366282530547392007-05-01T14:52:00.000-07:002007-05-01T14:52:00.000-07:00Those stain shirts become my Sleeping Shirts, whic...Those stain shirts become my Sleeping Shirts, which are interchangable with my Yoga Shirts. <BR/><BR/>There is a knitting group that does undercover knitting. They knit things and put them out in public when nobody's looking. Like one day you're driving to work, come to a red light, and realize the traffic light is wearing a sweater. If I knit (knitted? knat?) that's the kind of knitting I'd do.Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10931380770342598889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-20414793909744468832007-05-01T10:58:00.001-07:002007-05-01T10:58:00.001-07:00::laughing:: yeah, I was afraid of that knitting m...::laughing:: yeah, I was afraid of that knitting mafia too! And I post about the shirts before.. and yeah, the rug IS cool.. I even thought about making one for about 30 seconds... and then sanity (what little i have left) returned... cuz did you look at the instructions and realize how many freakin' shirts you have to cut.. and how many freakin' STRIPS you'll have to cut your shirts into first..<BR/><BR/>::laughing:: So maybe I'll just sip a cocktail and watch YOU go for it instead...<BR/><BR/>Good luck to ya though ::still laughing::Miahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04960617637819340725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-87030438747775578822007-05-01T10:58:00.000-07:002007-05-01T10:58:00.000-07:001. YES! So many gym shirts with the boob stain. Th...1. YES! So many gym shirts with the boob stain. They overflow my drawers and yet I can't bear to throw them away. STUPID boobs. I've actually considered wearing a bib while eating. And, actually, I eat in my car SO often that I keep an old towel in the back seat which I drap over myself while eating in the hopes of sparing a shirt or two.<BR/>2. Your analogy? I heart it. :)Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07769385010080141677noreply@blogger.com