tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post1364960786756126487..comments2024-03-28T02:50:20.817-07:00Comments on She Just Walks Around With It: Quite Possibly The Least Sexy I Have Ever Beenkristyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00879301751663532121noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-53347860398998570732010-03-05T14:09:07.945-08:002010-03-05T14:09:07.945-08:00I should not read your posts at work because every...I should not read your posts at work because everyone knows I don't laugh this hard at anything that happens around here!<br /><br />Ass cracks FTW! I love you, Kristy!Ameliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562304084642293797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-44876128596789142622010-03-03T12:14:20.850-08:002010-03-03T12:14:20.850-08:00I kept thinking you were going to run into an ex-b...I kept thinking you were going to run into an ex-boyfriend. In fact I was tensed up the whole time, waiting for it. So all things considered, this wasn't so bad. And we all love you even more.<br />xoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-58856418513586713662010-03-03T09:19:26.184-08:002010-03-03T09:19:26.184-08:00I definitely thought I was the only person who cou...I definitely thought I was the only person who couldn't manage any of the "basic" baby activities that everyone else can - well, without nearly dropping the baby and, most likely, shoplifting from safeway because it turns out those walnuts fell under her car seat and I forgot. And after the ordeal of getting her back into the, no, I'm really not going back in. So glad to meet a fellow survivorBaby Sweetnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03991472789690765964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-41360216225364581772010-03-02T15:11:37.435-08:002010-03-02T15:11:37.435-08:00AWESOME, Kristy, awesome. Well done! To be a mom...AWESOME, Kristy, awesome. Well done! To be a mom...it's so..."romantic." Doesn't it make you want to have another one???Normahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05981305445666437565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-86654067265910240392010-03-02T08:11:12.441-08:002010-03-02T08:11:12.441-08:00That sounds absolutely awful.That sounds absolutely awful.snugglebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10242904580937301938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-58399371663703414432010-03-01T17:24:11.249-08:002010-03-01T17:24:11.249-08:00*OMG* you are totally my blogging idol. Even thoug...*OMG* you are totally my blogging idol. Even though I don't want you to be because I have written you several emails and you never wrote back, but you must have a lot of fans. You are very funny and inspire me!Getrealmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845080109898768505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-40573148035993298372010-03-01T12:41:27.965-08:002010-03-01T12:41:27.965-08:00Thank you for posting this! I've had the most...Thank you for posting this! I've had the most horrific weekend and you gave me my first genuine smile in days :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-19214552356030527202010-03-01T10:14:27.163-08:002010-03-01T10:14:27.163-08:00Oh My! LOL
What about those grocery cart protec...Oh My! LOL <br /><br />What about those grocery cart protectors that everyone sells now that lets your little one sit in in the cart w/o the carseat and no need for a stroller? Or how about putting Eve in a baby borjn while you shop? Then you'd still have a hand free for future pant dropping. :) <br /><br />JLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-83637328460223989002010-03-01T10:07:47.044-08:002010-03-01T10:07:47.044-08:00You totally made my day! I think all my co-worke...You totally made my day! I think all my co-workers now think I am insane though....lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-33474322235280153132010-03-01T09:43:52.378-08:002010-03-01T09:43:52.378-08:00It's times like this when your only recourse i...It's times like this when your only recourse is to break out into a rousing rendition of "I Enjoy Being a Girl!" In the middle of the grocery line. It would be awesome. :)MsKnudsennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-17867906718245739832010-03-01T09:23:51.055-08:002010-03-01T09:23:51.055-08:00Oh honey (girlie hug). I'm with everyone else...Oh honey (girlie hug). I'm with everyone else ... I hate to take pleasure from someones pain, but THANK YOU for the Monday morning laugh!Shiree in Salt Lake Cityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15027467489700505451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-6917574060497790162010-03-01T08:06:53.898-08:002010-03-01T08:06:53.898-08:00I am crying from stiffling the laughter at my desk...I am crying from stiffling the laughter at my desk. You are awesome.Quick Hand Sallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12989981991572505317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-24387470392043973422010-02-28T22:09:18.764-08:002010-02-28T22:09:18.764-08:00Oh...and I thought the worst was when you had your...Oh...and I thought the worst was when you had your wisdom teeth out. That was pretty grisly but doesn't compare with this. I remember my clothes not fitting right after birthing my kids..one at a time, though. However, they are grown and gone and once again find myself over the limit. *sigh*<br />I had several sets of clothes, but gave the size 8s to the GoodWill. Pretty sure those aren't going to fit for a long time.<br /><br />The baby carrier/grocery cart people must be in cahoots with those hot dog bun people and the weiner folks. Everything a little off.<br /><br />Smile...you will remember this more fondly later...much later...like when Eve gets married or has her first child.Amber Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04084517063365211835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-65729724885059129882010-02-28T14:21:22.645-08:002010-02-28T14:21:22.645-08:00LOVE IT. Have enjoyed the same experience with th...LOVE IT. Have enjoyed the same experience with the pants/underwear debacle, only was holding a baby and a coffee and had to choose - drop the baby or lose the latte?? It's a hard choice when it's early in the morning, but no one was at the park with us. No witnesses. And the fresh air down there felt great.Little Miss Bitchypantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05929694752265315873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-42479013024889725812010-02-28T13:07:15.367-08:002010-02-28T13:07:15.367-08:00Even less attractive? I laughed so hard while read...Even less attractive? I laughed so hard while reading this that something flew out of my nose. THERE YOU HAVE IT.<br /><br />This post? Made me love you even more.krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13241695015996646681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-83643409347510662062010-02-28T02:20:10.493-08:002010-02-28T02:20:10.493-08:00Thank you! I haven't laughed like this hard i...Thank you! I haven't laughed like this hard in a long time. I needed it. <br />Sadly, though, I think it is so incredibly funny because I can totally relate. I thought only awful things like this happened to me. I love that you share your stories.<br />Okay. Now I have to quit typing and massage my jaws because they're aching from laughing so much.<br /><br />P.S. What's worse is when you get your car seat *attached* to the cart. Do your shopping (a bit arrogantly), but find that when you have to remove the baby and car seat from said cart, it won't come off. What do you do?- It's not like you can finally give up and leave it. You need it to transport your child safely home. I thought I'd die.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-23411143901558039692010-02-27T12:45:01.488-08:002010-02-27T12:45:01.488-08:00Lol, oh thank you so very much! I hate to take ple...Lol, oh thank you so very much! I hate to take pleasure in someone else's mishap, but you write it so wonderfully that I can't help but laugh, a lot.<br /><br />I had a long, sad day at work, sat down in front of my computer oh-so-gloomily, and now I'm giggling a little insanely. I'm sure, eventually, the wounds in your psyche will heal... but in the meantime, thanks for sharing!Eviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17021181663935992509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-89622659072576306522010-02-27T09:22:15.635-08:002010-02-27T09:22:15.635-08:00Oh Kristy, my sympathies. I can completely relate ...Oh Kristy, my sympathies. I can completely relate to the whole "my carrier/car seat doesn't fit the cart like everyone else". And it has made for some awkward situations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-17930348384744540352010-02-27T09:04:57.767-08:002010-02-27T09:04:57.767-08:00Too funny!Too funny!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-23700878537910297582010-02-27T08:09:03.757-08:002010-02-27T08:09:03.757-08:00I'm so sorry that happened to you. Does it ma...I'm so sorry that happened to you. Does it make you feel better that you've brightened everyone's lives immensely by sharing it? I laughed out loud and that's not something that normally happens in the morning.notquiteawakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561172045544777783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-65125358516261174722010-02-27T06:56:18.113-08:002010-02-27T06:56:18.113-08:00Thanks for sharing you story, it was wildly entert...Thanks for sharing you story, it was wildly entertaining.<br /><br />Go buy a new pair of sexy underwear (that fits), a flattering pair of jeans and a bottle of wine and you'll bring your sexy back. :)<br /><a href="http://confessionsofalovingwife.com" rel="nofollow">- Shannon O | Confessions of a Loving Wife</a>Shannon Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922352460480348662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-51703789792176190212010-02-27T06:12:06.388-08:002010-02-27T06:12:06.388-08:002004. I lose almost 20lbs in hospital over the cou...2004. I lose almost 20lbs in hospital over the course of a week, and have no clothes to wear home except those I came in with (long story).<br /><br />Point is, as I rushed into a packed gas station on my way home, I too felt my now-too-big jeans making their descent, but with a credit card in one hand and set of keys in the other, I couldn't securely grasp the waistline. <br /><br />So, there they went. Not slowly, either; one minute they were holding on to my hips for dear life, the next minute they were down by my ankles.<br /><br />Causing me to fall. On my face. <br /><br />I was the lady with no pants on, with the scraped face and knees, belongings scattered about, surrounded by truckers and other assorted gas-station-type perverts who had rushed over to "assist".<br /><br />Did I mention I wasn't wearing any underwear?<br /><br />So yeah, I think you'll be fine.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00577276593471772632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-70451600357177459072010-02-27T04:54:29.540-08:002010-02-27T04:54:29.540-08:00Post some pictures of your new house and neighborh...Post some pictures of your new house and neighborhood after you move, 'cause surely you're gonna move after THAT, right? <br /><br />Nah, it was just blog fodder (delicious, too funny, tragic and awful blog fodder) and you will survive! <br /><br />After all, if I can survive walking out of a public bathroom at a medieval faire while in costume, with a clean wrapped tampon poking up out of my cleavage, you can make it through this. (The backstory? It was the only place I had to put it while I was in the tiny bathroom stall and attempting to get said costume out of the way to do my lady business, then I didn't need it after all and I FORGOT to take it out of said cleavage and put it in my little waist pouch before I left the restroom. Forgot, I tell you. Who does that? Me, evidently. Sigh.)<br /><br />Thanks for sharing your pain with us all!toni in floridahttp://writeknitreadpurr.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-67538030443353599332010-02-27T01:11:12.501-08:002010-02-27T01:11:12.501-08:00I have seen parents plop their baby's carseat ...I have seen parents plop their baby's carseat in the wagon part of the shopping wagon when food shopping. Then they put all their food in the little basket (where toddlers sit) and all around the carseated baby. <br /><br />Also, what happened to you? Happened to me, but with my stockings while I was wearing a dress. To an interview. Which I walked to. In pouring rain. Yeah.Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10931380770342598889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-35022705121278966662010-02-26T23:01:49.522-08:002010-02-26T23:01:49.522-08:00i cry for you. I CRY.i cry for you. I CRY.Mandyhttp://harpershappenings.com/noreply@blogger.com