tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post115386947104871487..comments2024-03-28T02:50:20.817-07:00Comments on She Just Walks Around With It: Beware the Dimpleskristyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00879301751663532121noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1154098896003865142006-07-28T08:01:00.000-07:002006-07-28T08:01:00.000-07:00You know, the really sad part about this is that t...You know, the really sad part about this is that this story doesn't shock me. <BR/><BR/>It just makes me shake my head sadly.Peggy Archerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17598832247759626070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153951614586832392006-07-26T15:06:00.000-07:002006-07-26T15:06:00.000-07:00The thing that I find most fascinating about this ...The thing that I find most fascinating about this story, is how much trouble he went to to butter you up to ask that question. <BR/><BR/>My guess is that he's been successful in the past with similar stunts. <BR/><BR/>I have always wondered what people say to each other to end up having a three way in a parking lot. Now I know.Jesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10824364102356014103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153948198162488862006-07-26T14:09:00.000-07:002006-07-26T14:09:00.000-07:00This is what happens. Sad, really. A load of bad...This is what happens. Sad, really. A load of bad stuff. For some men, the deeply ingrained primate/mammal programming bubbles mercilessly to the forefront of behavior under the influence of alcohol. Our outdated biological impulse is such that we want to inseminate as many women as possible. This is absurd, of course, because we don’t want an army of babies. It’s stupid and irrational, and as compulsive as crying in movies or “addiction” to chocolate. I’m not saying I support the idiot, I’m just saying he has poor impulse control. Or the guy was just a shitheel. I probably know him. Say…where was this bar again?Chas Chesterfield Esq.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04050159181470055193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153946179680068902006-07-26T13:36:00.000-07:002006-07-26T13:36:00.000-07:00Wow!...Wow! I don't quite know what to say. Did ...Wow!...Wow! I don't quite know what to say. Did you kick him in the balls for his wife and soon to be baby? Next time, next time.<BR/><BR/>Oooh - better yet, next time this happens, grab his cell phone, run into the ladies' room and dial his wife.<BR/><BR/>Well, there better not be a next time...this is truly unusual. Wow!<BR/><BR/>btw - thanks for linking us, you're so sweet :)<BR/><BR/>-CrystalCrystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116685291056531223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153944017516439712006-07-26T13:00:00.000-07:002006-07-26T13:00:00.000-07:00I'm with Serre. Even if you'd wanted to, HOW was ...I'm with Serre. Even if you'd wanted to, HOW was it going to happen without some very bare butt cheeks pressed against a very cold window?<BR/><BR/>Sigh. Rotten, rotten guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153938865314235302006-07-26T11:34:00.000-07:002006-07-26T11:34:00.000-07:00Kristy,I liked your story, I always do, but I have...Kristy,<BR/><BR/>I liked your story, I always do, but I have to take exception to the way you introduced it. Of these tales of the worst things said to you by men, you say by "worst” you mean “utterly, incomprehensibly male.”<BR/><BR/>I would characterize the men in these stories as caddish, ignorant, oblivious, and reprehensible. You don't mean to suggest "utterly male" is synonymous with those traits, do you?<BR/><BR/>I love women in large part because of their feminine traits, not in spite of them. I suspect, based on your body of writing, that you may feel the same about men.<BR/><BR/>I'll admit the specific ugly shortcomings of these men are related to weaknesses inherent in masculine nature, and therefore not likely to be repeated in women. But when a woman's behavior falters due to some weakness of female nature, I try to view her femininity as a mitigation of her failure, rather than an indictment of her and her sex.<BR/><BR/>I understand the humorous spirit in which you wrote this story. And I don't even begrudge you the occasional man-bashing as it relates to horror stories like these. I just thought I'd stand up and say a word (or 1000) for those of us men who own our utter, incomprehensible masculinity with pride.<BR/><BR/>Keep up the great writing. I wouldn't trade your blog for the world.<BR/><BR/>IanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153938363661960682006-07-26T11:26:00.000-07:002006-07-26T11:26:00.000-07:00Um, wow. That's about all I can say about that. ...Um, wow. That's about all I can say about that. I’ve never been propositioned by a married man, at least not that I’m aware of. Very well written, can't wait for more stories!Shananiganshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08537301327510516106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153936027971359722006-07-26T10:47:00.001-07:002006-07-26T10:47:00.001-07:00TOTALLY unrelated, but saw this and thought of you...TOTALLY unrelated, but saw this and thought of you...<BR/>1) 23,000 new blogs are created every day — that’s about one every three seconds (source: Technorati)<BR/><BR/>2) 11% of Internet users report visiting blogs written by others. Between 2% and 7% of adult Internet users in the United States keep their own blogs. Of those, only about 10% update them daily, the majority doing so only once a week or less often. (source: Pew)<BR/><BR/>3) 61% of the blog readers (of those surveyed) are over the age of 30, and 75% make more than $45,000 a year. (source: eMarketer)<BR/><BR/>4) 66.0% of surveyed blogs had not been updated in two months, representing 2.72 million blogs that have been either permanently or temporarily abandoned. 1.09 million blogs were one-day wonders, with no postings on subsequent days. The average duration of the remaining 1.63 million abandoned blogs was 126 days (almost four months). A surprising 132,000 blogs were abandoned after being maintained a year or more; the oldest abandoned blog surveyed had been maintained for 923 days.(source: Perseus)<BR/><BR/>5) 400,000 blog posts are created every day in the blogosphere, which averages out to about 4.6 posts per second, or over 16,000 posts per hour (source: Technorati)<BR/><BR/>6) About 45% of all older weblogs have not had a post in 3 months. (source: Technorati)<BR/><BR/>7) 92% of bloggers are under 30 (source: Perseus) <BR/><BR/>Credit to a blog I found while blog-hopping:http://ourmagicalblog.blogspot.com/00Froghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03049761933314165746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153936024487338602006-07-26T10:47:00.000-07:002006-07-26T10:47:00.000-07:00The NERVE!!This reminds me of the time a guy told ...The NERVE!!<BR/><BR/>This reminds me of the time a guy told me, "I want to pound you like hurricane Ivan." Um...are you speechless because I was.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06055745269151344014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153932253307117282006-07-26T09:44:00.000-07:002006-07-26T09:44:00.000-07:00lol ... :Xlol ... :XCB CIRCUITOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09830919122048136513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153931916433188962006-07-26T09:38:00.000-07:002006-07-26T09:38:00.000-07:00I just want to know how he figured that was going ...I just want to know how he figured that was going to be logistically possible? Did he have a Hummer? I know he *wanted* one, but did he have one?Serrephimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01860746853228891590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153930797344390202006-07-26T09:19:00.000-07:002006-07-26T09:19:00.000-07:00Ohmygod.Oh my GOD. I mean, we've all been proposi...Ohmygod.<BR/><BR/>Oh my GOD. I mean, we've all been propositioned like that, but after a long talk like that? About his WIFE? THE THREE OF YOU HAVING SEX IN THE CAR?<BR/><BR/>OMG.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153928219681805182006-07-26T08:36:00.000-07:002006-07-26T08:36:00.000-07:00Oh my god that was so funny. A number of years ag...Oh my god that was so funny. A number of years ago I was at really nice bar with some friends and this guy struck up a conversation with me. Cute, well dressed, bought me a drink, we had good conversation for at least and hour before he went all "really really creepy guy" on me. He leaned over and whispered he would pay me $50 to go into the bathroom with him and watch him masturbate. Talk about a spit-take! I about choked on my drink and when I could breath again, I told him he had about 10 seconds to move away from me and out of the bar before I threw my drink at him.<BR/>My other really bad club experience is here (but for some reason they god rid of formatting like spaces and paragraphs: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/44519381.html<BR/>~TonyaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153927231797786992006-07-26T08:20:00.000-07:002006-07-26T08:20:00.000-07:00They really are retarded. I had a similar experie...They really are retarded. I had a similar experience last year. The guy had on the wedding ring, so we thought it was "safe" to talk with him. He went on and on about his wife and his kids and how great the all were and how beautiful and awesome his wife was, blah, blah, blah, and then gave me a look of great meaning and said, "But my wife is very understanding."Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08457487239082794082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153926861964606752006-07-26T08:14:00.000-07:002006-07-26T08:14:00.000-07:00BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Boys.More stories please.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Boys.<BR/><BR/>More stories please.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153900477320044072006-07-26T00:54:00.000-07:002006-07-26T00:54:00.000-07:00You meet the most exciting men.I love the men onli...You meet the most exciting men.<BR/><BR/>I love the men online who send you random messages and say "You sound really interesting, do you have any naked pictures of yourself? or maybe you and some friends? or even you and your husband?"<BR/><BR/>Sure I do, and I am emailing them RIGHT the f**k over to your disgusting ass.<BR/><BR/>CHappy Mama to Threehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541404878686544476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153883670768575002006-07-25T20:14:00.000-07:002006-07-25T20:14:00.000-07:00Okay, not a loser comment, but just the funniest o...Okay, not a loser comment, but just the funniest one I've had directed at me:<BR/><BR/>I was in a bar, hanging out with friends--this is a small bar, on Rice University campus. Anyway, this Irish guy was talking to me, and he was completely and utterly wasted. Suddenly, in the middle of a sentence, he stopped, leaned in, and commanded, "Take off your glasses and make love to me!" I'm still laughing.Rockquelle, the Rollergirl Next Doorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042538817732693493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153881613712510772006-07-25T19:40:00.000-07:002006-07-25T19:40:00.000-07:00I wish I could be shocked. But that would mean hav...I wish I could be shocked. <BR/><BR/>But that would mean having never heard anything that bad before.<BR/><BR/>And alas, I have. So I will just laugh instead.<BR/><BR/>Funny thing is that the hubby and I were just talking last night about the worst pickup lines ever heard during our single days.<BR/><BR/>Ever heard this one? <BR/>"We should go out back and play a game."<BR/><BR/>"What kind of game?"<BR/><BR/>"Braile Anatomy."Fostermamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08958097167173219637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153880552039738762006-07-25T19:22:00.000-07:002006-07-25T19:22:00.000-07:00Oh, that is REALLY too much. Men.Mine was in NYC,...Oh, that is REALLY too much. Men.<BR/><BR/>Mine was in NYC, at a bar, when a 24 year old was hitting on 40 year old me (if you ask me, the MILF thing has gone too far), and, after I'd turned him down, politely, then not too politely, then downright rudely, he said,<BR/><BR/>"So, did you want to come over to my apartment in Jersey City to see the skyline?"<BR/><BR/>CLUELESSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153876392537762702006-07-25T18:13:00.000-07:002006-07-25T18:13:00.000-07:00I think that this tops my being asked to do specia...I think that this tops my being asked to do specialty porn (not amateur Paris Hilton type, but actual dear god porn). Well, asked through my friend. I think if he had actually asked me there may have been a slap involved.<BR/><BR/>He did have chutzpah though, gotta give him that. Since that's all he's getting. I wonder how often that works.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153875665154450002006-07-25T18:01:00.000-07:002006-07-25T18:01:00.000-07:00Great story.My wife (hey I really do have one and ...Great story.<BR/><BR/>My wife (hey I really do have one and I am really am faithful) told me a story from her single days. She was in a bar and a guy approached her, put his finger in a glass of water, sprinkled a drop on her shirt sleeve and his, and then said, "What say we go home and get out of out these wet clothes?"MThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08347753114862364793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153875278433993552006-07-25T17:54:00.000-07:002006-07-25T17:54:00.000-07:00OH. MY. GOD.I'm speechless."PinkJaime laughed abru...OH. MY. GOD.<BR/><BR/>I'm speechless.<BR/><BR/>"PinkJaime laughed abruptly. It was one of those “HA!”s that come out in a sudden burst, when something is at once funny and shocking."<BR/><BR/>SO GOOD.ZestyJennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03414060326696170724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153874123771362912006-07-25T17:35:00.000-07:002006-07-25T17:35:00.000-07:00"sort of" and "open relationship" together in the ..."sort of" and "open relationship" together in the same sentence? <BR/><BR/>nice.<BR/><BR/>what a maroon!riseyphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16811155635130239239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153873459593033252006-07-25T17:24:00.000-07:002006-07-25T17:24:00.000-07:00oh dear. i am not sure whether to laugh or cry.oh dear. i am not sure whether to laugh or cry.(M)aryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753777348163655324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10136851.post-1153872997497071972006-07-25T17:16:00.000-07:002006-07-25T17:16:00.000-07:00I don't think that was weird at all.I don't think that was weird at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com